Friday, April 28, 2006

Rush's Rushes Come to a Stop

Admittedly it is with more than a bit of glee that I report the following from CNN.com
Rush Limbaugh was arrested Friday on prescription drug charges, law enforcement officials said.

Limbaugh turned himself in to authorities on a warrant issued by the state attorney's office, said agency spokeswoman Teri Barbera.

The conservative radio commentator came into the jail at about 4 p.m. with his attorney Roy Black and was released an hour later on $3,000 bail, Barbera said.

The warrant was for fraud to conceal information to obtain prescription, Barbera said.

The hypocrisy of the thrice-divorced, family values proponent also know for his right-is-right law and order stance has finally come home to roost.

Monday, April 24, 2006

That's MISTER Goody-two-shoes to you!

And while I can attest that nice guys do NOT finish last, we’re also no where near the front either.

You Are 10% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!


Couldn’t we just change the title to “How Uninteresting Are You?”

Some odd questions though…equating anime with evil?  Eh, it’s just for fun and means nothing.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Lo, the End is Near

Our men have had visions and our women have dreamed dreams.
There are wars and rumors of war, in Babylon no less.
The End Times are here.
The time has come.
For on the very same day two babes were born from opposing camps. This can only mean one thing: both the Second Coming and the Anti-Christ are now here on Earth. But, to hide their identity from the orthodox believers, they both took the form of little girls.
Okay, so Brooke is no "Virgin Mary" and her mother is certainly no St. Anne, nonetheless I will ascribe that little baby Grier may well be the Second Coming of Christ.
But, how can I be so certain? Because on the same day the spawn of Tom Cruise and his brainwashed concubine Katie Holmes issued forth: Suri.
Soon we will see the 144,000, the chosen ones, those who own a copy of Blue Lagoon AND Pretty Baby disappear in the Rapture. Then will come the time of Tribulation when no one dare be "glib".
O woe unto us for the trials that await.